Nerd Anthem

October 13, 2012 11:34 am
collegehumor:

Grandfather Ensures He’ll Never Get Lost
The only downside is never being able to change your shirt again.

collegehumor:

Grandfather Ensures He’ll Never Get Lost

The only downside is never being able to change your shirt again.

October 12, 2012 10:01 pm
"Free your mind, and the rest will follow."
6:59 pm
3:18 pm
Only in Merica’! :)

Only in Merica’! :)

1:29 pm
collegehumor:

Babies R’ Us Has Some Sage Advice
You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.

collegehumor:

Babies R’ Us Has Some Sage Advice

You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.

10:17 am
collegehumor:

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

collegehumor:

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

10:15 am
collegehumor:

Superpuppy is Here to Save Your Day
And by save, we mean he’ll poop on your floor and then fall asleep.

collegehumor:

Superpuppy is Here to Save Your Day

And by save, we mean he’ll poop on your floor and then fall asleep.

10:11 am
collegehumor:

Impenetrable Security
The fortress is secure.

collegehumor:

Impenetrable Security

The fortress is secure.

10:06 am
collegehumor:

Awesome Buzz Lightyear Car
Woody’s station wagon doesn’t stand a chance.

collegehumor:

Awesome Buzz Lightyear Car

Woody’s station wagon doesn’t stand a chance.

10:06 am
collegehumor:

Sad Lincoln, Happy Lincoln
Uh oh, I think they like each other.

collegehumor:

Sad Lincoln, Happy Lincoln

Uh oh, I think they like each other.

10:06 am
collegehumor:

Exercising Babies Have to Be Careful
Just keep that tike away from the rowing machine please.

collegehumor:

Exercising Babies Have to Be Careful

Just keep that tike away from the rowing machine please.

10:03 am
collegehumor:

Redundant Library Sign Sure is Helpful
Owned and operated by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy. 

collegehumor:

Redundant Library Sign Sure is Helpful

Owned and operated by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy. 

10:03 am
collegehumor:

Really Useful Box, Really Lazy Description
“I swear this box won’t just take up space on your desk - it’s useful; really!” was too long for the manufacturers.

collegehumor:

Really Useful Box, Really Lazy Description

“I swear this box won’t just take up space on your desk - it’s useful; really!” was too long for the manufacturers.

10:02 am
collegehumor:

Anatomy Models Get Down and Dirty

“Sometimes it just feels like we’re two bodies connected as one.”

collegehumor:

Anatomy Models Get Down and Dirty

“Sometimes it just feels like we’re two bodies connected as one.”

10:02 am
collegehumor:

Skeleboner is Apparently a Costume
One size fits most. Wait, the costume or boner?

collegehumor:

Skeleboner is Apparently a Costume

One size fits most. Wait, the costume or boner?