Office by Alex Penny
Grandfather Ensures He’ll Never Get Lost
The only downside is never being able to change your shirt again.
Only in Merica’! :)
Babies R’ Us Has Some Sage Advice
You can buy like, 600 condoms with all that money.
The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares
Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.
Superpuppy is Here to Save Your Day
And by save, we mean he’ll poop on your floor and then fall asleep.
The fortress is secure.
Woody’s station wagon doesn’t stand a chance.
Uh oh, I think they like each other.
Exercising Babies Have to Be Careful
Just keep that tike away from the rowing machine please.
Redundant Library Sign Sure is Helpful
Owned and operated by the Redundancy Department of Redundancy.
Really Useful Box, Really Lazy Description
“I swear this box won’t just take up space on your desk - it’s useful; really!” was too long for the manufacturers.
Anatomy Models Get Down and Dirty
“Sometimes it just feels like we’re two bodies connected as one.”
Skeleboner is Apparently a Costume
One size fits most. Wait, the costume or boner?
